i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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