Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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