i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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