I want to stick my p in your. b.
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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