JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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