does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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