So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
i think im in europe. pls send help
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
