Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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