you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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