why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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