My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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