Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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