dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
