did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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