I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I believe in your delicious
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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