Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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