community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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