That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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