doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Moan for me like Helen Keller
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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