My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Randomize
