Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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