Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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