normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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