I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
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