let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
So apparently I’m into choking now
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