i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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