Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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