He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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