is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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