Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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