and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
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