Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Randomize
