i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
