I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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