I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I didn't notice because vodka
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Randomize
