Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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