have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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