I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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