we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
In other news, I just burned my penis
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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