I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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