I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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