Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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