its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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