I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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