You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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