i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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