Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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