Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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