I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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