Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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